i really don't like the word nipple. I've heard it so often the past couple of days and it needs to stop. (shudder) I can't STAND it any longer!!!!

whoa, dramatic moment of the day.

Now for something completely different!

To the tune of Sk8ter Boi (stupid song)
By Kelsey and Benjamin Ober

He was a moose, she was a cow
can i make it any more obvious
He ate the grass, she ate the hay
what more can i say?
He ate her tail, she ate his ear
but secretly she started to drink beer

He was a giant moose, she said see ya later goose
he wasn't good enough for her